Monday, May 25, 2009

Dunno what to say? Say it with SEX! NEW GIVEAWAY!

Cat got your tongue?
Just can't find the right words to say?
Well, say it with sex...
Were moms, were busy...
we dont have time for all that romance stuff...
The whispering sweet nothings in our significant others ear...
Just not always gunna happen...
Slip a little sex in daddy's lunchbox...
so he knows when the babies go down... its go time. ;)
"Now... lets cut to the chase before the toddler wakes up..."

Sex is always good...
makeup sex.... breakup sex....
im sorry sex... special occasion sex....
well, HotTaTasFaktory has got you covered...
She has everything you could ever need to get your point across...

Say it sweet and subtle with...
"Every time i think of you"

"I get really really horny...

Or, perhaps a little more obvious is your style?
Then the sex positions card is for you...

Can't pick just one?
Got ya covered there too...
she has a few different 3 packs... of cute little mini cards...
packed just as full of sex as the big cards...
my personal favorite is this pack.

Now, if your REALLY feeling frisky...
you gotta snatch ...
anyways... you gotta snatch up the pirate coupons...
There are all sorts of super naughty orders to be handed out.

hmmm... may just have to get me some of those... ;) ;) ;)

Now, the question you may have... what do the men think of these?
Zaq Zrust (my fiance and baby daddy) took a gander at one...

he said, "that Lets Buck card makes me wanna run upstairs and get naked right now!
AND, its funny to boot!"
Speaking of which... did you know:
according to the hot mama behind HotTaTasFaktory...
"Laughter is one of the best aphrodisiacs"
So really, its like killing two birds with one stone...
your almost guaranteed to get some booty at the small price of $3.50 a pop.
How can you pass that up? Yeah, thats right... you cant :)

Can't spare the $3.50? Feel like paying for sex is wrong?
haha, just kidding... totally kidding...
Well, lucky you... I have a 5 pack... FIVE!!!
F-I-V-E super rad... sexy... funky... naughty cards just for you...
Its five of her best sellers, chosen by Cara (owner and naughty card creator)

You know the drill!
Lots and lots of comment love to win!
First and most important...
Go check out her shop...
Leave us a comment with your FAVORITE card...
and why YOU DESERVE to win the 5 pack of sex. I mean... cards...

As always - ways to gain some extra entries!!

#2) ONE EXTRA COMMENT Follow us (blogger) - Leave a separate comment for being a follower on our blog.

#3) TWO EXTRA ENTRIES Follow/Tweet us (Twitter) - Leave TWO separate comments for being a follower and TWEETING about this giveaway on Twitter... If your already a twitter follower of ours, TWEET about it for an TWO entries anyways :)Just be sure to leave us your Twitter name so we can check up!

#4) THREE EXTRA ENTRIES!! Write a blog about this giveaway and link back to this review. (leave 3 separate comments with the link to the blog)

#5) FOUR EXTRA ENTRIES!! Buy something from her Shop - leave the link to the transaction in FOUR separate comments...

**Winners are chosen at random so, separate comments are important.


  1. Gotta love the "I gotta be on Top" card!

  2. I love R rated-Funny Farm-Card-Adult
    since my husband is always the last one saying "I get it" on every joke. And I really need one to spice things up after the baby. (well, you know how babies turn us off)

  3. The "how bout 8 inches tonight" makes me laugh.

    In the past 3 months, I've given birth (without an epidural with a face-up baby and episiotomy), sold a house and bought a house while dealing with a 3 yr. old who has been having night terrors frequently and now I have to pack. Let's say we need to spice things up a little...

    melacan at hotmail dot com

  4. Oh man, I lol'd at quite a few of her cards. But I think my favorite is the one about "satisfaction".

    I deserve these because I have the sense of humor of an adolescent boy, so I don't get all bent out of shape over potty humor. :-)

  5. I'm following you on Twitter to now! Username = Hollyrocks.

  6. I tweeted about this! Username = Hollyrocks

  7. The Dear card is the BEST!! I love me some dirty cards!

  8. The R rated farm card made lol! My husband is always leaving me little things around the house that make me blush. I would love to return the favor!

    ajcmeyer AT go DOT com

  9. It was such a hard choice as to which was my favorite card, but I'll have to say it's the Protein Shake card because my husband and I have been talking a lot lately about getting in better shape. I would say I deserve winning this contest because my husband has been away for over 3 months and I would love to surprise him with a naughty card the moment we finally are reunited in June! Thanks so much for the opportunity to be naughty... I mean, get some naughty cards! =)

    ~Corrine C.~

  10. I'm also following you here on your blog.

    ~Corrine C.~
    (user name here is: Yours*Truly)

  11. I'm also following you on Twitter.

    ~Corrine C.~

  12. And I also left a tweet about this giveaway on Twitter.

    ~Corrine C.~

  13. I love the "hot piece of meat" card, especially since I'm vegan and my DSO thinks it's crazy :P

    I'm not sure if this counts as 'deserving' it, but I'm in AmeriCorps, thus living in poverty while trying to help some people out. My stipend doesn't allow for a lot of fun extras...

  14. I love the "Oh Dear, you're sexy" card. It looks so innocent on the front!

    Thanks for the giveaway :)

  15. I follow you!
    Thanks for the giveaway :)

  16. I love this shop!! What funny and creative cards!! I really like the Hot piece of meat card too.
    I would love to win these cards because my friends are very opened minded and would Laugh their A$$@$ off!! Also i have been w/my BF for 14 years and never bother with cards anymore,one of these would definitely make up for it;)


  17. How funny - these are great!! I think my favorite is the "Thinking of you makes me tingle-Dirty Card". I would LOVE to have these to send to my hubbie. He's in the military and has been away for 16 months - with 7 to go. He'd get a kick out of them!! And I'd have fun sending them! :)

    jamieandandre at bellsouth dot net

  18. I follow!

    jamieandandre at bellsouth dot net

  19. I follow on twitter as savinginstyle

    jamieandandre at bellsouth dot net

  20. I tweeted!

    jamieandandre at bellsouth dot net

  21. All of her cards are awesome. I love this one

  22. i love Rocket in your pants-Card. I have two sons and one of them is still sleeping with us... I need some spice!

    cal_rubies at yahoo dot es

  23. follower
    cal_rubies at yahoo dot es

  24. what is the dealine for this? well i'll five it a shot

    i like this: